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Afterwards, when I told a couple of friends what had happened, they scrunched their noses up. "You let him do what?” The following Friday, after enlisting another girlfriend to baby-sit, I dashed out the door to meet the lawyer at a bar. When I got inside, he waved. I didn't see the cuteness -- he had a receding hairline -- but maybe I was too nervous. If you've ever breastfed, you know that just thinking about nursing can, well, have certain consequences. My breasts were flooding with milk. I had no control over it, and when I looked down, there was a damp spot on my chest.

Horror Writing | Screenplay Writing | How To Write | Write Books | Read Write | Writing Tips | Writing Tools | Writing Community You deserve the hottest erotica and you're getting the hottest erotica when you get "Give Daddy Milk". As he keeps thrusting… I tell him to pull out. I tell him to stop. I tell him that I can’t get pregnant again, and he needs to pull out! He merely ignores me and pushes me down harder, just like I wanted. I half-heartedly act like I don’t want it, sometimes, since I know Daddy likes that. If I actually want to stop, we’ve got a safe word/phrase.What do you get when two people boil tea leaves in milk together and put it into the freezer? Solid-dairy-tea. How did the parents feel when their naughty kid replaced their milk with lemon juice? They were very sour about it. Why was the farmer always quiet when milking? Because it’s hard to talk when you’re udder concentration. One astronaut says to another. I can’t find any milk for my coffee. The other astronaut replies “In space no one can. Here, use cream”. Why did the dad start jogging every day? To build up his stamina for all the times he keeps leaving for milk!

As in date? They had to be kidding. Not only was I a 29-year-old single mom with dishes in the sink and baby clothes with stains I'd never actually scrub out, but I breastfed "on demand." How in the world could I even think about hooking up with some hot man when my cha-chas were making milk? You’ve probably learned more about milk than you ever thought possible, but let’s be honest, the real takeaway here is the humor. As our frothy journey through milk humor comes to an end, we hope you’ve enjoyed this utterly entertaining collection of milk jokes. Fiction Writing | Blog Writing | Creative Writing | Essay Writing | Letter Writing | Poetry Writing | Technical Writing | Story WritingBut the truth was, if any possible romantic date of mine was squeamish about the fact that I was breastfeeding, I did need to know this up front. I mean, if I hadn't said anything, and then all of a sudden he looked down and noticed the wet spots on my blouse, that would have been interesting. But look at you!" my girlfriends (who were all married) said to me. "You’re attractive, and you're young." During this time, my mom was out of town for some psychiatric conference. She was always out of town, so I was used to this. Milk**, , Sugar, , Cocoa Butter, , Cocoa Mass, , Vegetable Fats (Palm, Shea), , Emulsifiers (E442, E476), , Flavourings, , Contains Milk. Allergy Advice: May contain Nuts, Wheat , **The equivalent of 426 ml of Fresh Liquid Milk in every 227 g of Milk Chocolate, , Milk Solids 20 % minimum, actual 23 %, , Cocoa Solids 20 % minimum, , Contains Vegetable Fats in addition to Cocoa Butter I make sure to greet him this way every day, if I can. If my tummy’s flat, I lay on it, facing forward, my panties and skirt around my ankles. He always tell me my pussy is wonderful, but I know it’s changed. Daddy’s just too nice to tell me.

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